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andyJustin
 Post subject: Chicago
PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:43 am 
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Chicago is America's third largest city, is located in Central America, the world first lake Michigan lake and Chicago rivers meet, an area of 588 square kilometers. Chicago city preserved early traditional western ancient architecture, and spectacular towering modern skyscrapers. Urban along broad magnificent avenue franco-swiss dozens of miles, layout in perfect order. The present city is rebuilt after the fire of 1871, xincheng various shapes novelty, colourful high-rise building makes it become a architectural art museum. America's biggest futures market, the Chicago mercantile exchange and Chicago futures exchange are in this, management breed includes: financial instruments futures contract, the Treasury debt futures, Treasury futures, stock index futures and options trading, etc.___________________________
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:37 pm 
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men vs. women
La donna: Voi uomini volete sepre sesso, ma noi donne abbiamo bisognio d'attenzione!

L'uomo: Attenzione, adesso facciamo sesso

Woman: you guys always want only sex, while we women need attention
Man: attention, now we're gonna have sex


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 Post subject: Re: Chicago
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 9:24 pm 
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Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans brains a lot lower because they've been used."

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:44 am 
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thanks for such a nice information.



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